Demonic Tonic 3 Pack (3 x 8oz glass bottles) by Happy Pantry. Raw unpasteurized premium crafted fire cider made with organic ingredients.

- Master tonic made with organic apple cider vinegar. A shot daily for maintenance, more if you are feeling compromised. - It's our modern interpretation of a folk remedy that was passed down for centuries as a way to ward off winter and internally protect the body from outside "evils". - The 3 pack is perfect for modern living. Leave one at the office, one in the car, and one at home. It doesn't require refrigeration, so you can keep a secret stash just about anywhere. Or gift three lucky people in your life. - Use as a culinary secret weapon in cocktails, soups, sauces, and dressings. It's delicious!

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Premium Crafted Fire Cider made with organic ingredients

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Not today, winter.

It's spicy, so if you are not a fan of spicy things, this is not the tonic for you. Also, its base is organic ACV (apple cider vinegar), so if that isn't your jam then you should avoid this at all costs. It's not for everyone (only the cool kids, no pun intended). This tonic will warm you up from the inside out. MAKES A GREAT STOCKING STUFFER. I repeat- STOCKING STUFFER ALERT!

Demonic Tonic is our interpretation of the age old herbalist formula known as FIRE CIDER. Used for hundreds of years as a way to maintain their strength and vitality though the dark and cold months of winter, our forefathers didn't have "sick days" so they relied on tonics like this one.

Today, we have sick days. It's our opinion that sick days should be for mischievious pursuits like skiing.

You will go crazy having fun thinking of new ways to incorporate our tonic into your daily life. Add a splash to some lemonade, some tomato juice (Seriously the best ever Bloody Mary), or my favorite- into some beet kvass. You will flip your pancakes when you taste this stuff. And I don't even want to start telling you how good for you it is. Try it. You'll like it. It works.

A shot a day for maintenance, 3x a day if you are feeling compromised. Our forefathers were on their fire cider game for hundreds of years. It's time to trust some ancient wisdom.

Skiing, snowboarding, ice fishing, surfing, camping, climbing... Name it. Don't let a little chill in the air keep you from getting outside and enjoying yourself.

Soups, marinades, salad dressings, sauces (Carolina BBQ anyone?), or cocktails (best ever Bloody Marys) or just take a straight shot. It's unapologetically delicious.

Ward off winters "evils" with a 1 oz serving daily. 3x a day if you are feeling compromised.

When the weather outside gets frightful, but you're still feeling so delightful, there's always somewhere to go, so let it snow let it snow let it snow...